Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Monday, April 1, 2013

Quotes to Begin Your Day

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.”
― Erma Bombeck

“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
― Erma Bombeck

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

 “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

Do something today that will be the building block for something greater!

---Angela


Photo: “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” 
― Erma Bombeck

Do something today that will be the building block for something greater!  

---Angela